Category: Humour

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Put me to sleep next time you extract my tooth.

Yesterday I visited the dentist for some tooth work. Last year I put off having a crown repaired because it wasn’t painful nor did the tooth have a nerve in it, so I wasn’t...

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Happy Friday Joke!

A woman asks her ┬áhusband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” ┬áHe declines. ┬á“Thanks for asking, but I’m not...

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Traffic jam in South Africa.

Here is a good joke for South Africa in these trying times. “A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The...

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There is no topping on my pizza ASDA!

This Welsh guy calls up ASDA service team to complaint about a pizza he bought and when he opened the box he noticed the pizza had no topping on it… Take a listen at...