Category: Humour

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A newlywed couple had only been married…

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .. So, he...

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Why men are never depressed?

Mike, you need new jeans and pants as yours don’t fit you well, Mike you need new shirts, Mike you need a new coats, new shoes, new socks, Mike your underpants have holes in...

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A zap sign in the sky.

When you walk out the door in the morning and see this in the sky….. …..just go back inside, have another cup of coffee,  and stay home. It’s NOT going to be a good...

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The duck hunter.

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak… He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust...

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Teaching Maths in 2017.

1. Teaching maths in 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger...

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Furberries and cream.

Don’t these furberries look delicious? The above photo was taken recently at work. These furberries had been in the work fridge for maybe a few weeks past past their sell or eat by date....

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Free Barbecues this summer.

To celebrate the glorious weather the UK is experiencing of late, many supermarkets and DIY stores are giving away FREE barbecues to all that can go and collect them. You can get a free BBQ from...

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Swine Flu – Take oinksip max.

Typically when there is bad news being coughed around the world, people make lightweight of the situation and the jokes begin to fly. I’ve seen quite a few good ones relating to the Swine...

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How to stop your heart dead?

There is burger grill in Arizona (USA) called “Heart Attack Grill” that offers a meal to die for (well, just watching the video made me feel quite ill). Thankfully the lovely waitresses make up...

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Ski nuze – fist 4 brakin newz.

Sky news obviously do not proof read their main headlines on their website or the editor of the below line clearly doesn’t know their grammar. One should only use an in place of a...